We’ve all heard about the explosion of Twittermania!
Well, there are a lot of creative people amongst Twitter users!
Here’s “The Top 25 Most Creative Bios On Twitter”

#1
http://twitter.com/deanhunt
***Insert Witty Remark Here – thus causing people to think you are an amusing genius***
#2
http://twitter.com/robbyanderson
Every now and then I announce “I know you’re listening” to empty rooms
#3
http://twitter.com/loveogre
Who knows more about love than an orge? Just trust me…
#4
http://twitter.com/jasonthebaldguy
My name is Jason… I am bald… the end
#5
http://twitter.com/pegasusshareef
I was named after a mythological being .. how would you feel?
#6
http://twitter.com/oliver_turner
Thumb wrestling champ in 52 states. Banana split stealer. I also help entrepreneurs grow their businesses while working less. www.TheOutsourcingKing.com
#7
http://twitter.com/thatspeaker
Speaker, Author, Communications expert and mind reader….. Oh really?…yeah I thought that too…Ok, I will prove it…You’re gonna click on the link above…
#8
http://twitter.com/JoeValmonte
One over serious but really silly business casual online offline inline out-a-line friendly neighborhood kung-fu pianist CEO AKA “The Magnificent Guy!
#9
http://twitter.com/emCjay
Will philosophize for food
#10
http://twitter.com/MisterNoodle
Having a brain doesn’t necessarily mean you should use it… And I’m NOT the guy from Sesame Street! Please send me an @ & I’ll respond!
#11
http://twitter.com/ricklondon
If someone is Twittering alone in the forest, and nobody else is there to receive the tweet, is it just a 140 character blog?
#12
http://twitter.com/menopausemafia
If there’s a pink elephant hiding in the closet we are going to dig it out and discuss!
#13
http://twitter.com/taurusprincess
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
#14
http://twitter.com/Quirin64
Empty nesting middle-aged spiritually questing married woman – trying to remember who she is
#15
http://twitter.com/emobrat
Former social media user who got sick of it all when I was banned at Digg in 2007. Now I’m back.
#16
http://twitter.com/mikewayne
The Coolest Geek You’ll Ever Meet – I’ll Help U Bling Your Blog and Make Your Social Web Sexy!
#17
http://twitter.com/amberINCOME
I’m everything you’re not…the bad stuff too. LOL
#18
http://twitter.com/markosinski
Refreshingly common sensical with an inerudite swagger. What you got? I am here to learn. #tfree
#19
http://twitter.com/MrPatrickSharp
I am a confused philanthropist who is continually battling his desire for money and obsession with materialistic value
#20
http://twitter.com/gotCJ
Pro-Surfer, Pickup Artist, Internet Entrepreneur, Night Life Guru. #1 Twitterer in Hawaii. Come inside the crazy world of CJ, if you can handle it.
#21
http://twitter.com/miketrue1
There’s one thing, just one thing that is the secret to life. Tweet me what it is. I’ll tweet you if I find out first.
#22
http://twitter.com/fableton
My kids are named whiteport, wild irish rose, seagrams 7, old style classic draft, cisco, and mad dog2020
#23
http://twitter.com/CathrineFeehely
Freedom 55 minus 2, menopausal, overweight, in debt, jobless. Retirement income not based on experience. Too tired to start over. This is My Turning Point!
#24
http://twitter.com/Sternenfee
Am I really supposed to describe myself? How shallow… decide for yourself who I am
#25
http://twitter.com/seanmcpheat
I’ll use my Jedi Mind Tricks to make you click the link above…ready? ummmm
(Well, come on! I thought mine should have been #1 so to be in at #25 aint that bad!)
Know of any others? Please leave a comment below.
Happy Tweeting!
Sean
Sean McPheat
For fun, frollicks but above all else valuable sales and marketing tips, please follow me at http://twitter.com/seanmcpheat