Top 25 Most Creative Bios On Twitter

We’ve all heard about the explosion of Twittermania!

Well, there are a lot of creative people amongst Twitter users!

Here’s “The Top 25 Most Creative Bios On Twitter”

#1

***Insert Witty Remark Here – thus causing people to think you are an amusing genius***

#2

Every now and then I announce “I know you’re listening” to empty rooms

#3

Who knows more about love than an orge? Just trust me…

#4

My name is Jason… I am bald… the end

#5

I was named after a mythological being .. how would you feel?

#6

Thumb wrestling champ in 52 states. Banana split stealer. I also help entrepreneurs grow their businesses while working less.

#7

Speaker, Author, Communications expert and mind reader….. Oh really?…yeah I thought that too…Ok, I will prove it…You’re gonna click on the link above…

#8

One over serious but really silly business casual online offline inline out-a-line friendly neighborhood kung-fu pianist CEO AKA “The Magnificent Guy!

#9

Will philosophize for food

#10

Having a brain doesn’t necessarily mean you should use it… And I’m NOT the guy from Sesame Street! Please send me an @ & I’ll respond!

#11

If someone is Twittering alone in the forest, and nobody else is there to receive the tweet, is it just a 140 character blog?

#12

If there’s a pink elephant hiding in the closet we are going to dig it out and discuss!

#13

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed

#14

Empty nesting middle-aged spiritually questing married woman – trying to remember who she is

#15

Former social media user who got sick of it all when I was banned at Digg in 2007. Now I’m back.

#16

The Coolest Geek You’ll Ever Meet – I’ll Help U Bling Your Blog and Make Your Social Web Sexy!

#17

I’m everything you’re not…the bad stuff too. LOL

#18

Refreshingly common sensical with an inerudite swagger. What you got? I am here to learn. #tfree

#19

I am a confused philanthropist who is continually battling his desire for money and obsession with materialistic value

#20

Pro-Surfer, Pickup Artist, Internet Entrepreneur, Night Life Guru. #1 Twitterer in Hawaii. Come inside the crazy world of CJ, if you can handle it.

#21

There’s one thing, just one thing that is the secret to life. Tweet me what it is. I’ll tweet you if I find out first.

#22

My kids are named whiteport, wild irish rose, seagrams 7, old style classic draft, cisco, and mad dog2020

#23

Freedom 55 minus 2, menopausal, overweight, in debt, jobless. Retirement income not based on experience. Too tired to start over. This is My Turning Point!

#24

 

Am I really supposed to describe myself? How shallow… decide for yourself who I am

#25

 

I’ll use my Jedi Mind Tricks to make you click the link above…ready? ummmm. (This is mine! So ok, I’ve changed mine since then!)

My current one is:

Sales Authority, Serial Entrepreneur & Internet Marketer. Loves A Deal & Starting New Ventures. Sleep? Nah, Plenty Of Time For That When I’m 6 Foot Under!

(Well, come on! I thought mine should have been #1 so to be in at #25 aint that bad!)

Know of any others? Please leave a comment below.

Happy Tweeting!

Sean

Sean McPheat

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3 thoughts on “Top 25 Most Creative Bios On Twitter

  1. Great collection of fun & some brilliance in 160 characters or less(twitter bios give you 20 more than tweets to play with!).

    Brought a smile to my face and some new minds to follow…
    Gracias!

  2. Really? The MOST creative bios on Twitter? That probably explains why, as much as I hate facebook, I go there more than Twitter 10 to 1. This one made the top 25.

    “Am I really supposed to describe myself? How shallow… decide for yourself who I am.” Yes that’s where we are in the world of clever. A pubescent retort in the school lunch room makes it on the list. Hemingway would be envious.

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